Surprise, surprise. So Arnold is going to be the next governer of California. After, what I am sure was much thought, research, hand wringing, and due diligence(yeah, sure) the voters of California have decided that an enormously wealthy, body building, steroid stacking, pectoral pumping, serial groping, celluloid-action-hero-movie star was the most qualified candidate to lead them out from under the cloud that now darkens them. What the hell is going on here? When this surreal campaign/election honeymoon is over and the state awakens to it's hangover, the hero governer will be faced with the same continueing recession that grips the rest of the country, a state that is now considered less credit worthy than Mississippi(ouch!), and an 8 billion $ deficit that is growing. The hero governer is going to have to call in a whole slew of screenwriters to fix this production but I'm afraid no amount of rewrites can overcome these very real problems. Okay, take two, people! Quiet on the set! And, ACTION!