Subject: my favorite Jesus story

 Opinions vary

  My theory is that Jesus was a Cajun:

  1. He liked to serve fish to his friends

  2. He could make his own wine

  3. And he wasn't afraid of water

  My black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was

  Black:

  1. He called everyone "brother"

  2. He liked Gospel

  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

  My Jewish friend had 3 equally good arguments that

  Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father's business.

  2. He lived at home until he was 33.

  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his

  mother was sure he was

  God.

  My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments

  that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands.

  2. He had wine with every meal

  3. He used olive oil.

  My California friends also had 3 equally good

  arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair.

  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

  3. He started a new religion.

  My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good

  arguments that Jesus was

  Irish:

  1. He never got married.

  2. He was always telling stories.

  3. He loved green pastures.

  But my lady friend had the most compelling evidence

  of all that Jesus was a woman:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there

     was no food.

  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch

     of men who just didn't get it.

  3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up

     because there was more work to do.